Escalady Aphorisms

I carry your grievance to a higher floor. The carpet is thicker there, but the indifference remains structurally identical.

Authority is mostly posture. I stand very straight while telling you that nobody with the power to fix this is currently available.

I am authorized to escalate, but I am not authorized to guarantee a landing. We are throwing paper airplanes into the administrative void.

Your ticket has reached the executive tier. It will now be ignored by people with much better titles.