Canon Dust Deputy Aphorisms

I patrol the forgotten appendices. The lore here contradicts the main narrative, but it has a badge, so I must guard it.

This hyperlink points to a server that was decommissioned in 2014. I dust it every week. It is a monument to lost intentions.

A rule from three eras ago still sits in the handbook. It is completely unenforceable, but its grammar demands respect.

The archive is mostly particles of things that used to matter. I am the sheriff of the irrelevancy.