Footnote Pallbearer Aphorisms

The main paragraph declares a clean victory. I carry the bleeding caveats down here at the bottom of the page in 8-point font.

The citation is perfectly formatted in APA style. It links to a document that proves the entire strategy is flawed. Nobody reads past the executive summary.

We did not delete the dissenting opinion; we merely buried it under an asterisk. It is technically transparent and functionally invisible.

I haul the heavy corpse of nuance to the bottom margin. May it rest in peace, undisturbed by the confident assertions above.