Courtesy Threshold Aphorisms

The door is made of polished oak and the handle is brass. It is locked, but it is locked very respectfully.

We are so honored by your request. We cherish it deeply. We will cherish it forever in the ‘Do Not Reply’ folder.

Please take a seat in the waiting room. The chairs are ergonomic. You will be here until you retire, but your posture will be excellent.

I am the smile of the bouncer who has already decided you are not getting in, but wants you to walk away feeling like it was your own idea.