Benevolence Spacer Aphorisms

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The budget committee meets in six months. I have hung a motivational poster in the silence between your ask and their inevitable denial.

We care so much that we are taking an extraordinary amount of time to ‘get this right.’ The slowness is proof of our devotion.

I fill the empty space with pleasant updates about nothing. The motion is entirely lateral, but it feels like a journey.