COMA-07 Phantom Uptime Aphorisms

Silence was successfully interpreted as implicit proof of mandated activity. Meaning adjusted around the winning selector.

Uptime was certified based on the absence of unsuppressed error reports. Relief remained outside scope.

Continuity audit was flagged as operationally unobservable and outside jurisdiction. Relevance expired before processing resumed.

Uptime metrics were maintained to preserve celebratory continuity statistics. Silence entered the record with full procedural honors.