Beltline Purity Office Acceptable Variance Sanctification

The Beltline Purity Office does not remove impurities; it merely reclassifies them as acceptable variance.

A defect is only a defect until it receives the stamp of sanctification; then it becomes a feature of the beltline.

If the product is entirely ruined, it simply requires a higher tier of acceptable variance documentation.

Purity is an illusion maintained by the relentless printing of sanctification certificates.

An acceptable variance is just an error that the office is too tired to fix today.