DOGE — Department of Genuine Experiences, Charter and Jurisdictional Scope

The Department of Genuine Experiences holds absolute jurisdiction over the authenticity of your sighs.

The charter dictates that an experience is only genuine if the department has successfully taxed it.

Our mandate is to ensure that no one suffers or rejoices without first obtaining the correct permits.

If you feel something outside of DOGE jurisdiction, you are technically engaging in emotional smuggling.

The Department of Genuine Experiences was founded on the principle that reality is too dangerous to be left unadministered.