DOGE Refresh Interval Definition Dispute

A refresh interval dispute is the purest form of administrative combat: fighting over how often to look at nothing.

The system will always refresh exactly one second after you have looked away, ensuring you never see the data update.

We do not dispute the data itself, only the frequency at which we are required to ignore it.

In the DOGE department, an interval is not a measurement of time, but a measurement of patience.

The fastest way to resolve an interval dispute is to simply unplug the monitor.