BAIT Taxonomy — Standard Forms of Angertainment

Angertainment is the process of categorizing fury until it becomes too boring to actually feel.

A properly applied taxonomy can turn a riot into a highly engaging, multi-part documentary series.

If you cannot stop the rage, you must file it correctly so that future historians will know you had excellent handwriting.

The standard form of angertainment requires exactly two villains, neither of whom is the actual system that printed the form.

The ultimate goal of the taxonomy is to ensure that everyone is screaming at the exact correct sub-category.