Simulator Weather Advisory Bulletin High-Intensity Feed Conditions

The simulator weather is always terrible because good weather produces no actionable data feeds.

During high-intensity feed conditions, all umbrellas must be submitted for prior approval in triplicate.

The bulletin does not warn you of the storm; it simply documents that the storm has been filed correctly.

Rain in the simulator is just unstructured data falling at terminal velocity.

If the feed intensity exceeds the forecast, assume the advisory bulletin is retroactively applying historical rain.