BAIT Subtype B-5 Mirror Outrage

Mirror outrage is not a defect of the glass, but a highly successful feature of the B-5 bait subtype.

When furious at the system, remember that the system has already categorized your fury as an acceptable maintenance metric.

The bait does not need you to bite; it only needs you to stare long enough to become part of the statistical trap.

If the outrage feels authentic, the mirror is functioning at peak operational capacity.

An angry clerk is easily replaced, but a perfectly calibrated mirror will frustrate generations.