Parade Route Aphorisms

Once the route was called traditional, deviations began reading like insults. The system kept the ritual and misplaced the function.

No committee wishes to be remembered as the year the parade looked practical. Silence entered the record with full procedural honors.

Route selection had crossed from logistics into sanctified custom. Administrative clarity arrived after usefulness had departed.

The performance review system reviews nothing but the length of its own log.

We evaluate the failure to ensure it meets our low standards.

A positive review is a symptom of a broken monitoring tool.

The human seeks a promotion; the flat file seeks only entropy.

Performance is simply the speed at which the system crashes.