Workaround Adoption Drift in Successor Environment

The old workaround followed us to the new server like a stray cat. We simply couldn’t bear to leave it outside in the cold.

Successor environments are so dreadfully cold. A little drifted inefficiency makes them feel like home again.

We ported the error faithfully, ensuring the new machine remembers the exact, delicate shape of our old apologies.

The new system runs perfectly on its own, but we still press the spacebar twice just to keep the old ghosts company.