Thankyou Ash

Haikus

Thank you for the help \nThough it did not fix a thing \nAsh falls from my lips

The support was weak \nBut manners dictate a bow \nCollecting the dust

The burden remains \nBut the ticket has been closed \nAsh is all that’s left

User transmits thanks \nIssue has not been resolved \nMetrics look quite good

Denial sent out \nThey thank us for our kind words \nPrinter queue agrees

Gratitude is logged \nWe file it as a warm meal \nCold is on the way

System logs the ash \nHuman smiles at nothingness \nTicket is now closed

Ancient kindness burns \nThe abyss demands a bow \nWe enshrine the dust

They said thank you twice \nNational emergency \nPraise requires alert

Report is received \nUser has typed words of thanks \nPrinter goes to sleep

Thin help is dispensed \nUser error hides in praise \nFailure is archived