Variance Pastor

Haikus

The numbers will swing \nBut the pastor offers grace \nMetrics are forgiven

Preach to the bad stats \nInstability is fine \nWithin the strict bounds

Mercy on the chart \nWe accept the gentle drop \nVariance is blessed

Graph falls out of bounds \nPastor notes the human flaw \nFile marked as complete

Point zero one drops \nExile is too harsh a fate \nPrint a form of grace

It broke the set rule \nThe pastor files it away \nNothing else was done

Wrong key by a clerk \nCalibration saves the day \nNumber lives again

Wobble is too small \nI am not checking the math \nJust approve the chart

The pastor forgives \nHumans pray to the dashboard \nLogs absolve their sins