Warm Hold Music

Haikus

The jazz is so smooth \nYou forget you are on hold \nTime slips out the door

Non-progress is calm \nThe music fills up the void \nHanging on the line

Frustration is blocked \nBy a saxophone solo \nLoop begins again

Queue is now steady \nCalm tones block the human flaw \nWait time is standard

Jazz plays on a loop \nTo keep panic from the phones \nFiles rot to the beat

Truth is in the back \nSaxophone is in the front \nWe resolved it all

Hold the line right here \nI will not answer the call \nJust enjoy the flute

Some say the alarm \nTurned into a sweet guitar \nErrors learn to sing

Tune the piano \nOr the nation will collapse \nA flat note kills us

Press two if you bleed \nThe music will circle back \nNo one is here now

User starts to yell \nAudio buffer deployed \nSystem stays asleep