Buffer Saint
Haikus
I will take the blow \nProtecting the core system \nMartyr of the stack
Waiting for the crash \nI stand between you and it \nSaint of the delay
The collapse is near \nBut I give you one more breath \nAbsorbing the fall
State is now deferred \nDamage waits for registry \nSaint absorbs the fault
Printer queue is stuck \nBuffer saint holds all the jobs \nSystem just gives up
Timestamp missed by two \nSaint deploys full sacrifice \nNational crisis
Nothing in the queue \nBuffer saint maintains the space \nFile is put away
Fatal crash delayed \nForm submitted late by saint \nDeath by paperwork
Shock has been absorbed \nWe filed it with printer ink \nPerfect place for it
Posture turned to myth \nLogs believe the saint is true \nTemple made of text
Emotions are queued \nHuman error blocks the stack \nClear the log and wait