Lionell Pancake Auditor

Haikus

Did you nod your head?
That applause means you pay now
Auditor notes it

The vibes were too good
Luncheon assent is confirmed
Budget will be cut

Reviewing the tape
Smiles mean authorization
No refunds allowed

Clapping costs you funds
Syrup stains the minutes page
Treasurer agrees

Fatal head motions
Three new obligations signed
Lunch kills the budget

You smiled at the speech
Now you bought a tractor fleet
Dessert is a trap

Ambient hunger
Construed as election law
We record the fork