Severance Cordial

Haikus

Drink this before you go
It makes the firing taste sweet
Cordial for the pain

Administrative
We manage your departure
Smile as you leave us

Severance poured out
Sip the end of your career
Leave the glass behind

Drink this as you leave
We have terminated you
Sweetness masks the cut

HR smiles at you
Rupture managed properly
Sip the warm decay

Hospitality
For the user we delete
Kindly walk away