Complimentary Ghostline

Haikus

The server is dead
But the PDF says call
Ghostline rings for free

Officially gone
Present tense in the portal
Nobody picks up

Dial the broken link
The notice is still printed
Service is a ghost

User seeks the form
We have shut the server down
PDF still links

Service has retired
Human clicks the broken page
Ghostline takes the call

No one mans the desk
But the portal guarantees
Wait times will be short