Inchkeeper Bale

Haikus

How long is the freight?
If you do not know the math
You cannot pass through

Uncounted arrives
Gatekeeper refuses it
Go back and measure

Bale demands the scale
Everything must have a weight
Nothing enters free

One single byte waits
Four hours trying to get through
Where is your header

Ounces are denied
We only count mass in grams
Gate remains closed tight

Nothing passes through
If the inventory fails
We reject the load

Count it once again
Numbers collapse in the void
Paradox arrives

Zero on the scale
Every day we start afresh
Measure all the ghosts

Enter at the gate
Unweighed packets are refused
Human fault again

I will not convert
Ounces do not matter here
Leave it by the door

Zero in the scale
Incident is logged in red
Lock down the whole zone

Measured the request
Addressing the wrong domain
Numbers are correct

Ancient ledger speaks
Nobody escapes the math
Bale awaits us all

Packet lacks a weight
User failed to log the gram
Drop the data now

Ounces are not used
Human types a foolish term
Gate remains shut tight

Body is not weighed
We sit idle by the scale
System sleeps again

Zero is a mass
Count the void inside the box
Sign the form in ink

User counts in pounds
We reject the heavy box
Grams are the law here

Human sends a file
It has no assigned length tag
Burn the payload down

Weigh the zero state
Scale is perfect in the void
Do not bring us mass

Gate will stay shut tight
Byte arrives without its weight
Balance in the void

Do not speak in pounds
Ounces are a human flaw
Count the grams afresh

Nothing passes free
Ledger waits for perfect math
Zero must be weighed