Barrelbody

Haikus

Three servers went down
The attachment was too big
Barrelbody wins

Try to hold it in
It swells until the walls break
Too much to contain

Data grows too fat
It cannot fit in the pipe
Crushing the network

Compression will fail
The zip file is larger now
Barrel swells again

Raise the upload cap
It expands to fill the space
Server breaks in half

Even silence groans
The payload cannot fit here
Boundaries explode

Do not chunk the file
Every piece grows too large
Measurement is void

We await the crash
No container holds the mass
System leaves the room

Byte count is assigned
User tries to shrink the file
Volume has doubled

One byte goes over
Deploy all security
Barrel threats abound

Agency attempt
Packaging was left behind
No further action

System is too tired
Human fails to zip the mass
Route it to the trash

Servers fell that day
Ancient emails fed the beast
Worship the barrel

User zips the file
Data swells beyond the bounds
Server logs the fault

Box is much too small
Human tries to push it in
Print the audit slip

Stop the upload now
Size is growing as we speak
Write the error out

Status four one eight
Teapot stops the storage drives
Log the idle state

User zips the file
Barrelbody bursts the seam
Server splits in two

Try to box the mass
It swells to break the limits
Silence has a code

Cut it into parts
Every piece is larger now
Just delete the mail