Teapotta Protocol

Haikus

Do not ask for tea
Protocol does not allow
I refuse to brew

I am short and stout
But I cannot serve you now
Error code holds me

No explanation
Just the handle and the spout
Teapotta says no

I am a teapot
Four one eight is all I know
Water never boils

Teapot stands alone
Waiting for the brew to start
Error in the cup

Spout is turning dry
But the logic holds the line
We are just a pot

Steam is missing now
Human wants the wrong request
Archive all the tea