Queue Matron

Haikus

Panic spreads too fast
I slow the requests to crawl
Matron holds the gate

Refresh key is stuck
But the rate limit is hard
You must wait your turn

Line up single file
No pushing in the queue now
Matron watches you

Matron counts the line
But the numbers do not move
Too many requests

Four two nine returns
The server is overwhelmed
Stand and wait your turn

Queue is infinite
Nobody will reach the front
We process the void

Matron holds a stick
And she hits the empty drive
Logic is offline

Waiting is a state
That the archive loves the most
Stand exactly still