Servicey Unavailabelle

Haikus

Taking some time off
Maintenance is happening
Please come back later

So sorry we missed
But the downtime is required
Unavailabelle

The servers must sleep
Mascot of the offline state
Vacation is now

Servicey is gone
Unavailable right now
Mascot drops the ball

Error five oh three
We do not have any space
System overloaded

The queue is too large
We process exactly null
Belle is breaking down

Data spills away
Nothing works inside the bin
Archive all the faults

Humans break the flow
Flesh destroys the memory
Store the empty frame