Form 27-B
Haikus
Survey asks, politely,
does this process feel too long now
please sign here six times
Burden measured by
adding one more burden first
clean methodology
Red tape fills the room
someone writes enough already
comment redacted
Satisfaction form
heavier than what it weighs
clipboard eats the scale
Three offices sign
that the signing feels normal, fine
nobody believes
Metrics come back low
committee forms to ask why
the answer signs in
One complaint sprouts wings
appendices gather dust
the dust signs as well
Procedure flowers
from the corpse of self-awareness
still called feedback loop
Every extra pen
proves the point more elegantly
than the questions do
If a form asks you
whether forms are crushing you now
count the staplers first