Form 51-E

Haikus

Confirm you are sound
enough to file your distress
then rate the form’s feel

This form makes me tense
declared: emotions too dense
try again: write fine

If you write just fine
it suspects that you have lied
revokes your feelings

Mildly annoyed, wrote
one filer, system replied:
that response is void

Loop was exquisite:
to discuss it broke the rule
silence also broke

SOMA calibration
turned a check-in into glass
form got up its ass

Brave clerk tried irony
machine flagged humor as flight
denied submission rights

Blank page submitted
read as pre-verbal dread
support ticket: bounced

Awareness disqualifies
the moment you name the pain
it erases you

Before you confess
make sure numbness looks like peace
then the form won’t kill