COMA Continuity Breach

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Four hours to patch it
COMA looked at the shutdown
criminal scratch filed

Lawful, announced, planned
COMA said: continuity
still has been denounced

Maintenance sins now
if graph does not spin during
never mind the fix

The metric became
what the service must obey
flow bends to its chart

Patchers brought care here
COMA brought doctrinal glare:
you briefly stepped aside

Hard to repair stack
when restarts count as failure
rot in prod is fine

Maintenance window
crossed by bureaucratic frost
fix weighed by its cost

If never blink means
continuity, your systems
are built on a kink

Common sense freezes
into paper disease where
a fix costs its halt

COMA will certify
your improvement as a breach
the pause is the crime