Orphan Thresholds

Haikus

Three reporting rounds
later, orphan files grow sleek
asset class achieved

No owner, no shame
threshold climbed above the smell now
dust got a title

Unclaimed paper learns
to pose as efficient calm in
quarterly decks light

Executive concern
never came, so neglect blooms
legal and composed

Threshold ratchets up
responsibility shrinks down
same room, new wording

Low maintenance means
nobody touched this damn thing
but the chart wears gloves

Archives love a suit
that lets abandonment pass
for deliberate grace

Old orphan file waits
long enough to become blessed
patience as a scam

Concern is the gate
if no vice president blinks
rot may settle in

When the threshold moves
the mess does not move with it
only the label