Scholarship Breakfast Forecast Overcommitment

Haikus

Enthusiasm
Outruns the pouring syrup
We spent all the cash

Lionell counts the mix
Projected funds are not real
Pancakes must be sold

We assumed a crowd
Wrote the checks out in advance
Dining hall is bare

Breakfast math is hard
You cannot fund a degree
On a hopeful plate

Receipts have not cleared
But the promise has been made
Syrup debt remains