Friendship Preamble Proliferation

Haikus

I hope you are well
The system request begins
With a friendly lie

Delaying the no
By wrapping it in soft words
Complicating choice

Language drifts to warm
When the ask is very cold
A polite demand

Preambles expand
Taking up the whole message
Just to ask for logs

Softening the blow
Of an automated form
With a human mask