Benevolence Spacer

The Spacer gives comfort and tea,
While waiting to set you all free.
But the budget is spent,
And the process is bent,
So you’re stuck here until ninety-three.

It smiles and it fluffs up your chair,
To hide that nobody is there.
The delay is immense,
At your fucking expense,
And nobody actually will care.

They promise the help is en route,
While offering water and fruit.
The Spacer is kind,
To your paralyzed mind,
While the company goes up the chute.

A spacer of absolute care
Was floating right up in the air
It gave us a smile
And traveled a mile
With absolutely no kind of flair

The benevolence caused us to crash
And turned all the data to ash
The spacer was wide
We wanted to hide
And gave it a terrible bash

We padded the server with grace
And ruined the digital space
The error is loud
We step in the cloud
And cover our terrified face

A kindly attempt to divide
The data that wanted to hide
The spacer is dead
The manual read
The logic has nowhere to slide

The kindness completely fell flat
We leave the whole database at
A state of decay
For many a day
And blame it on somebody’s cat