Brother Optout Pending

You clicked on the button to leave,
But the system refused to believe.
The Brother says “Wait,
At the sanctuary gate,
While I trap you and force you to grieve.”

Your opt-out is logged in the file,
But it sits there and gathers the bile.
You cannot break free,
From the terrible tree,
Because leaving is not in our style.

They treat your departure as fake,
And keep you around for their sake.
The status is stuck,
And you’re out of your luck,
With a record you simply can’t break.

The brother requested to leave
But nobody chose to believe
The optout is stuck
He ran out of luck
We quietly started to grieve

A pending request to be gone
Was resting right out on the lawn
The server is slow
With nowhere to go
We wait for the digital dawn

We opt out of brotherly love
And throw out the digital dove
The pending is long
The logic is wrong
We push with a terrible shove

The brother is waiting to quit
The manual doesn’t quite fit
He stands by the door
And looks at the floor
The system just doesn’t permit

The optout is perfectly null
The system is boring and dull
We stamp it approved
The data removed
The vacuum is perfectly full