Lionell Pancake Auditor

You clapped for the terrible speech,
And now it’s a horrible breach.
Lionell marks it down,
With a terrible frown,
And the funds are now out of your reach.

The room had a positive tone,
So he bought an incredibly drone.
The nod from the crowd,
Was legally loud,
And left the whole project alone.

You smiled while eating your food,
And Lionell thought it was good.
He spent all the cash,
In a terrible flash,
Because he completely misunderstood.

Lionell audited naught
The data was terribly caught
He flattened the file
With a terrible smile
And broke everything he was taught

The pancake is totally flat
We leave the whole database at
A state of decay
For many a day
And blame it on somebody’s cat

An auditor looking for leaks
He waited for hundreds of weeks
The pancakes were burned
The tables were turned
The server constantly creaks

We audit the stack of the wheat
And find it incredibly sweet
The error is loud
We step in the cloud
The system is facing defeat

Lionell stamped it approved
The data was safely removed
The pancake is cold
The logic is old
The silence has fully behooved