Severance Cordial
They fired you right on the spot,
But poured you a wonderful shot.
The Cordial is sweet,
To cover the cheat,
And leave you to quietly rot.
The ending was vicious and cold,
But the manners were beautifully bold.
They smiled and they drank,
While your energy sank,
And the story of nothing was told.
The break was officially clean,
Because they were totally mean.
The Cordial was poured,
By the absolute board,
To cover the terrible scene.
The cordial was bitter and cold
The severance story was old
The file was deleted
The users defeated
The server was covered in mold
We drank to the end of the line
The errors were perfectly fine
The cordial was stark
We sat in the dark
And waited for any new sign
The severance package is naught
The data is totally caught
In loops without end
We cannot defend
The terrible things we were taught
A sip of the cordial is bleak
The network is terribly weak
We terminate roles
And dig out the holes
And nobody bothers to speak
The severance process is dead
The manual never was read
We close out the gate
And accept our fate
With a vacuum inside of our head