Managed Absence Spine – CAAR, LCGU, STCP, AAOA

The spine of the absence is checked,
To see what the acronyms wrecked.
The CAAR is in place,
To cover the space,
That nobody managed to inspect.

The spine of the absence is sweet,
It makes the whole dinner complete.
The LCGU,
Is perfect for you,
When baking a procedural beet.

The AAOA is missing a dot!
The spine is now terribly hot!
Deploy all the tanks,
And empty the banks,
And tie up the principal knot!

The acronyms stack to the sky,
And I’m not entirely sure why.
I stamp the STCP,
For everyone to see,
And let out a terrible sigh.

The spine of the absence of old,
Was something quite brave to behold.
The acronyms sang,
With a digital clang,
Before they were sold for the gold.