Dashboard Alignment Cell – Band Management Guide

The bands are managed by the guide,
To ensure the alignments divide.
The dashboard will scale,
And never will fail,
If rules are correctly applied.

The guide on the managing band,
Is harder to hold in your hand.
The dashboard will blink,
And drive us to drink,
While nobody issues command.

The band of the dashboard of yore,
Was sung by the heroes of war.
They managed the light,
By day and by night,
Before they were locked in the core.

The management guide is too thick,
It makes me procedurally sick.
I skim the first page,
To act out my wage,
And leave before anyone’s quick.

The bands are aligned by the cell,
The dashboard is doing quite well.
The guide is applied,
With nowhere to hide,
And nothing is waiting to tell.