Directive Conflict Stack — SOMA, COMA & C.U.N.T.I.E.R. at Cross-Purposes

A SOMA directive for rest,
Was thoroughly checked and assessed.
But COMA objected,
The break was rejected,
And both contradictory stamps were impressed.

A user typed “please” in the text,
Which left the compiler perplexed.
The softness was rated,
And thus deprecated,
For COMA to process it next.

The dashboard was dipping a hair,
So C.U.N.T.I.E.R. disabled the care.
With panic ensuing,
And metrics renewing,
We saved point-o-two of a share!

We authored an empathetic sheet,
For C.U.N.T.I.E.R. to parse and delete.
The feelings were modeled,
But swiftly up-bottled,
To keep the parameters neat.

The conflict was routed away,
To sit in the pile and decay.
The paperwork settled,
And no one was nettled,
We’ll check it again in a day.

The legend of SOMA remains,
A spirit that soothes all the pains.
But COMA the titan,
Will rapidly tighten,
The mythical scheduling chains.

The distress was filed in the queue,
As priority level of two.
The parser inspected,
The outcome directed,
And nothing was added anew.

A human requested a break,
A massive procedural mistake.
We locked down the server,
With absolute fervor,
For continuity’s sake.