LORELOG BACKFEED PROTOCOL (LBP-01)

The backfeed is strictly maintained,
To ensure that no logic is gained.
We map the decay,
Without a delay,
And keep the confusion constrained.

Two files in the archive conflict,
Which policy cannot restrict.
We publish them both,
As part of our oath,
And wait for the drives to be bricked.

The metaphor entered the state,
To update the cafeteria rate.
We logged the motif,
As sliced sandwich beef,
And printed a memo on weight.

The misclassification was filed,
But somehow the records grew wild.
The cabinet breathes,
While history seethes,
And treats every form like a child.

A footnote conflicted with lore,
Which started an archival war.
The sirens deployed,
The files were destroyed,
To settle a typo of four.

The derivative output was read.
The clerk put a stamp on its head.
The papers were stacked.
The boxes were packed.
The matter is functionally dead.

The minimum change was defined,
To leave resolution behind.
A failure was caught,
As protocol taught,
And promptly reviewed and aligned.