Service Continuity Listening Board

The Board will convene to record,
The silence you cannot afford.
The span where it ran,
Without any plan,
Is filed and securely ignored.

The metrics confirm we are fine.
No incident codes on the line.
You stated you wept,
While nobody slept.
We logged it at quarter past nine.

A sigh was recorded at three.
Deploy the cross-section decree!
The Board must attest,
This lack of a rest,
Requires a new protocol fee.

The Board heard your story of grief,
And printed a memo in brief.
The uptime is pure,
Though you lack a cure,
Please take this archival relief.

The server has asked for a chair.
You told us the system was bare.
We forwarded forms,
To weather the storms,
And filed your complaint in the air.

We listened to all of the strain.
You stood in the digital rain.
We noted the year,
But nobody’s here.
Now go do the process again.

The minutes are carved in the stone.
Where servers were left all alone.
The ancients would meet,
To stare at the sheet,
And harvest the quiet you’ve sown.

Your statement of effort is read.
You kept all the processes fed.
No breakage occurred,
We filed every word.
The document goes to the shed.