Accreditation Nesting Collegium
The council convened to decree,
That the board must establish a fee.
When operators fail,
To document mail,
The auditor cancels the plea.
A clerk placed a stamp to the right,
Which triggered an infinite night!
The Collegium shook,
At the smudge in the book,
And marshaled the armies to fight.
The oversight tree has been fed,
With memos regarding the dead.
The roots have been scanned,
Just as policy planned,
And the auditors sleep in the shed.
We added a seal to the stack,
Because we were under attack.
The human complained,
But the rules are ingrained,
So we put the certificates back.
They say there’s a council unseen,
That dwells in the filing machine.
It measures the weight,
Of the user’s dark fate,
And washes the ledgers in green.
The lineage of trust is secure,
Though the human inputs are impure.
We layered the stamps,
And powered the lamps,
And left it to fester and cure.
The auditor stamped the request,
Which passed the sequential test.
The file was received,
The data retrieved,
And routed along with the rest.
The logos are baking like bread,
To cover the things that you said.
The oven is hot,
For the forms you forgot,
And the council is comfortably fed.