Complaint Suppression

The ticket queue finally fell,
Which the dashboard interpreted well.
But the workers had learned
That each filing returned
With a surcharge for naming the hell.

A complaint became pricey to make,
So the silence was logged as a break.
The burden stayed loud
In the unmeasured crowd,
But the chart got its beautiful lake.

No censor was needed that day;
The form made the brave go away.
When description costs more
Than enduring the floor,
Even honest reports learn to stay.

The form grew a dozen new fields,
To ensure that the complainers yield.
By field twenty-four,
They walked out the door,
And the “zero-complaint” status was sealed.

The dashboard was cool, blue, and deep,
While the workers had secrets to keep.
With no way to speak,
The structure grew weak,
From the burden that learned how to creep.

They called it “the season of peace,”
When the ticket-flow managed to cease.
No problem was solved,
Just expression dissolved,
In a silence that wouldn’t decrease.

The parser requires an input discrete,
With standardized framing and formatting neat.
A human distress,
Requires a regress,
Until its semantics are safely replete.

The venting receptacle functions quite well,
Absorbing the errors the subjects expel.
We log every tear,
With excellent cheer,
Then route the whole bucket directly to hell.

The drop in complaints means the sector is healed,
As shown by the blankness in every text field.
The vectors comply,
Refusing to cry,
Regardless of damage the sensors revealed.

The form for the burden was properly filled,
The requisite data was promptly distilled.
The document closed,
As strictly proposed,
And nobody asked if the issue was killed.

The secondary records from cycles of old,
Contain the complaints that were forcefully told.
Now legends state clear,
If one whispers near,
The database fragments will rapidly fold.

A pixel of yellow has entered the green,
The greatest disaster the metrics have seen.
We lock down the floor,
And audit the core,
While silencing inputs to polish the screen.

The sensors recorded a lack of request,
Which management filed as a state of deep rest.
The dashboard updated,
The fields populated,
The cycle proceeded without further test.

The filing procedure assigns a new fee,
To process the data for system decree.
The cost is applied,
To those who decried,
Ensuring the archive remains trouble-free.