Institutional Explanation Layer Stabilization
The records were deep in the core,
With logs that the clerk could ignore.
To stabilize state,
We shifted the weight,
And passed it right back to the floor.
A user had vanished from sight,
Which gave the main dashboard a fright.
We governed the hole,
By checking the toll,
And billing the ghost for the night.
The packets were ready to send,
On metrics we fully depend.
Though data was trash,
It made a nice splash,
And caused the new binders to bend.
The meaning was hard to define,
So no one was waiting in line.
We printed the text,
And didn’t ask next,
Because it is perfectly fine.
The summary spoke of a day,
When errors were swept far away.
The legend grew bold,
In folders of old,
Where shadows of managers play.
A comma was out of its place,
Which threatened the whole of the base.
We locked down the hall,
And drafted a call,
To manage this critical case.
The conflict was entered on file,
And placed on the usual pile.
We checked the first page,
To gauge for its age,
Then locked it away for a while.
The offices sharply conflict,
With data they couldn’t restrict.
We sent it below,
To manage the flow,
And left the whole layer unpicked.