Variance Discipline
The outlier stood up in the chart,
With a rude and particular heart.
So they smoothed it away
For the narrative day,
And called that improvement art.
The baseline was polished and pure,
Which made every exception obscure.
If the messy bits leave,
The reviewers believe
That the process has learned how to cure.
The trendline performed getting well,
Though the hallway had stories to tell.
When the variance thinned,
The applause could begin,
And the outliers stayed where they fell.
The integer has been declared,
And memory properly shared.
The scope is defined,
The logic outlined,
The syntax is fully repaired.
A variable lacked its true type,
We must sound the emergency pipe!
The string might be int,
We’re ready to sprint,
And give all the servers a wipe!
The string holds a cup of hot tea,
As coded in section part three.
We stir the array,
And drink it away,
To satisfy protocol fee.
I called the new variable ‘x’,
Which saves me from writing out specs.
It works as a bool,
Or maybe a tool,
Whatever the compiler expects.
The value of ten was assigned,
Exactly as it was designed.
The pointer moved on,
The cycle has gone,
The data is firmly confined.
The server requires a restart,
To manage the indexing chart.
All data will freeze,
So log off with ease,
And let the new processing start.