DOGE SWAB Sweep for Wayward and Boundary-Adjacent Stamps

Sweep for Wayward and
Boundary-adjacent—and
Provenance stamps
Outside their amps:
The SWAB is what’s planned.

SWAB finds stamps applied
To cases that tried
To borrow certification
From adjacent station.
Provenance: denied.

Most drift is not strategic.
It’s systemic—tragic
Accumulation of
Reference. Above
All: it’s automatic magic.

SWAB results: revocation
Of stamps. Recitation
Of boundaries. Some
Cases come
Back to DOGE for re-examination.

The SWAB is a formal release,
When the feed interactions increase.
It cautions the user,
To act as a chooser,
Before the conditions can cease.

An interval passed without clue!
Which means we can legally sue!
The weather is staging,
The feelings are raging,
And painting the dashboard in blue!

The bulletin states there is rain,
And measures the atmospheric strain.
The text is assessed,
And properly pressed,
To ensure that the records remain.

The weather is made of the feed!
It grows like a natural weed!
We checked the barometer,
Built a thermometer,
And ordered some digital seed!

The reminder was tested to see,
If users would finally agree.
Two staff members wept,
While the dashboard just kept,
A completely blank status decree.

The bulletin spoke of a cloud,
That gathered the variables’ crowd.
The records all state,
It was magical fate,
When the feed became heavily loud.

The variables cried in the feed.
We told them to lessen their speed.
The weather is bad.
The vectors are sad.
The filing is all that we need.

The atmospheric limits align,
With variables crossing the line.
The SWAB is deployed,
To ensure they avoid,
The errors the records assign.