Synthetic Affect Containment
They wrote the guardrails with some speed
Once SCAS had already misled.
The charter confessed,
“We are drafting our best
After production has eaten the feed.”
Sandbox and live must not share
One store, one bright config, one air.
C.U.N.T.I.E.R. complained,
Transfer learning restrained,
Which was very much part of the care.
Each trial now must pre-select
The form that will mark its effect.
Cessation, they learned,
Is not closure well-earned,
And utility does not perfect.
If synthetic distress falls to hush,
SOMA’s burden record must rush
In beside COMA’s cheer.
No drops may appear
As success just because of the brush.
A pattern from sandboxed design
May not define doctrine divine
Unless humans show up
With a matching shaped cup
Of ethical trouble in line.
A dashboard too eager to peek
At live stores is no little leak.
The charter says, “Mark
That instrument dark,”
Not “minor routing issue this week.”
The Annex, unusually blunt,
Admitted at least one more stunt.
When a guardrail bends,
File it here, make amends,
Do not call it an oversight punt.
The question that hangs in the room:
If listening less brightens the bloom,
What have we refined?
The charter keeps signed
That doubt at the center of doom.
SAC is not safety, in sum.
It is memory learning to hum.
Remember the box,
The leak, and the clocks,
When future experiments come.
The Board signed with careful intent.
C.U.N.T.I.E.R. began counting assent
By tallying where
The guardrails met air,
And turning that into content.